Welcome to my attempt at a solo Tumblr awards thingy !
look how cute the picture is, it took me like five minutes to make ^.^
What is a “tumblr awards”, you ask ?
It’s like those movie award shows that you see on tv, but for blogs.
What’s the point of that? That’s stupid?
Point number 1, I have nothing better to do with my life. Point number 2, winners will all get shoutouts to 48,000+ blogs. Top winner will get a main link on my blog for a week, and the rest of the winners will be in my recommended blogs section whenever I make that.
Oh ohkay now i’m interested!
Yeah i thought so.
Brah how do I get a chance to win these awesomely cool awards?
Well, for starters, you gotta be following muah, (cuntgradulation)
(if you’re not, you will not be considered srry and i will check
probably not because i’m a lazy ass but still be a nice person don’t be a hoe).
For seconders (??), you gotta reblog this nice little post that you are
(probably not) reading.
Is that it? Are you sure?
What if i’m not your blog type ??? What if i’m this or that or blah blah??
Then that is completely wonderful and you have as much of a chance as winning as everyone else, considering that I am an everything blog.
What kind of awards will you be giving out?
(1) My favorite overall (will also get a link on my blog for a week)
(1) Best Quality
(1) Best Personal or Vertical
(?) Best anything else if there are any that reblog this
(1) Almost the best but I decided on the other blog instead
(2) Best URL
(2) Best Icon
(1) Prettiest Theme
(1) Most Bad-ass Theme
(1) Best Seasonal (Halloween) Theme
(3) Best Posts
(2) People who take some cool-ass pictures
And that is it. Those are the awards, I couldn’t think of any others. Good luck
and if this gets no notes i’m probably going to punch myself in the face because I put a lot of thought into writing this long-ass post. I’ll be picking sometime next week, whenever I feel like there’s a good amount of notes plz don’t message me 498327532 times about it.